Happy Valentine's

To all and to all a good night.

Much well wishes to Iced Inferno and his girlfriend, and Balai with his secret girlfriend. :D
Tetris229, don't drink too much today.

Now as we all know, Valentine's day is a moneymaking scheme invented by holiday card distributors to get more money. Or is it the lovey-dovey day for couples? It's your choice.

If it is the first one and you're in a relationship, fellas: good luck with your girl today, you're going to need it. If, however you are single and beleive this to be the case: here are 10 things to do on Valentine's day.

1. Find another single friend and blitz Left 4 Dead for several hours.
2. Complete DOOM on Nightmare difficulty.
3. Order in a pizza (or several), get some friends over and watch all of the Lord of the Rings films, Batman Begins and Dark Knight, and then some over-explosive, over-done action flicks.
4. Cake. Today, it is not a lie; endulge yourself. (Hot cross buns will suffice.)
5. Go out and buy yourself the latest video game, you deserve it because you are so awesome.
6. Go out on a motorised scooter! If you don't have one, get one. Or make your own!
7. Masturbate.
8. Watch every episode of Scrubs released so far.
9. Design a weapon of mass destruction.
10. Build a fort. Doesn't matter what kind of fort, although the best kind is made with pillows, duvets and boxes. Lots of boxes.

Hope this has helped all you single lads out there this Valentine's day, have a good one!

It's free from Valve, with love...

So while perusing the nets, as some do, I came across an interesting article that could have Iced quite excited. This article contains only some news that shines light on the Left 4 Dead update/DLC. PC gamers will sit there and think;
"Yes, I'm waiting Patiently for my FREE DLC."
However it would seem the time is nigh as according to this source it's quite possible that XBox owners will also receive the maps and game modes for free, "good for them" I say because, there really isn't any good reason why they shouldn't at least get this free, Right?

Yay the end of the world is coming!

It's not really, I may save that post for when the Large Hadron Collider is back up and running.
Also, apologies for the three posts in a row, I'm bored.

BUT, I have done a little messing around with some old art stuff I found and whoopee we have some art for Zombietopia. Not necessarily concept art per se, but it is art nonetheless.

HIT IT, STEVE!

I will now repent for my sins (the rainbow lettering and the 3 posts)
May the Walrus be forgiving.

Newbie; I re-heally don't have time for this!

Mario sucks balls and Sonic is now very much like Mobius' equivilent of Kate Moss... without, of course, the boobies and the modelling career... Mostly in a way that both of their careers have declined so much as nobody really cares anymore.

Ok, video game reference over, I may now rant on whatsoever I like.


TODAYS RANT OF INTEREST: MY BAD INTERNETS!

It keeps crashing.




What? It's my first rant, it's allowed to be sub-par.

I promise to yield better crops next season.

Yet another new guy. Stupid interns...

Hey all, I'm Myke.

That's about it. What? Did you expect my life story?



Too bad.
Now get out.

The floor is made of wet

I didn't even make a single post last week. It was strange for me. Was it strange for you too?

I can explain, these posts are usually generated after conversations between me and Balai, not many of these have taken place over the last week. This is because right now in England the tarmac has been removed from every single road, and replaced with several inches of ice. Fun.
It's getting better now, I can now leave my house without aid of a spade, but I do still live in constant fear of slipping and falling on my arse.

We haven't been able to talk much over the last week (Balai is notoriously difficult to get a hold of sometimes), work has continued though, Balai has been putting together some weapon models, one of our as of yet unintroduced cohorts - who is within safe walking distance, even with the presence of snow - has been passing me art assets at regular intervals, and I have been coding up some stuff, some stuff that if it works correctly you guys will never ever see. Currently that is the case, although you also cannot see anything else either. Horray for build errors!
Hell knows what the other two have been doing for the last week.

Speaking of other people, I blame the snow for the absence of introductory posts.

Oh, Where did we disappear?